Alright

I'm over all this shit, completely, totally, and officially.
I'm ready to date again, muthafuckers, but I'm not moving in with anyone I'm dating, not at all, no way, no how. I want to stay in one place for a whole year, because the last time that happened was in like middle school or something, I think.

I can't sleep. I've been up writing poetry, which really isn't poetry, it's like just therapeutic blobs of stuff that has completely helped.

I just want to date a hot hipster boy (or girl, even), so somebody fix me up if you know somebody, I'm terribly bored here.

P.S. Screw rebounding. It's just boring not to date, because if you don't date people, you don't have sex unless it's a real shady situation or something that makes me feel like a bad person (and this is from somebody that's never known a religion). It'd be nice to at least eat a dinner together before jumping in bed, even if we split the cost of the dinner. I just can't morally handle sex without dinner, a movie, or at least some drinks and conversation.